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Quite a while back, I actually thought about something similar to this, that would make a good comedic scene in a movie...it's where a guy and his wife get separated in a store...seeing "her" - a really hot chick he supposedly mistakes for his wife - he walks up behind her and gives her a good open-handed slap on the ass. She suddenly spins around, and he immediately recognizes it is NOT his wife, and profusely begins apologizing, saying how truly sorry he is, but that he had mistaken her for his wife. The hot chick calms down, realizing it was just an honest mistake and lets it go. About that time, they hear a voice saying "Well THERE you are - I've been looking all over the store for you!" ...and they both immediately turn to see his 300lb. wife. He quickly exits the scene to join his wife, while the hot chick looks perplexed.

There are quite a few good one-swatters in the movies, and sometimes those are the hottest, for some reason. There is one in "Forgettng Sarah Marshall" as Kristen Bell unexpectedly gets swatted on the seat of her bikini bottom in the hotel lobby by her new b/f, in front of her old b/f.

On television, I think I fell in love with Alona Tal who plays Jo Harvelle in the Season 2, Episode 6 of Supernatural called "No Exit." Dean and Sam are already always checking out Jo's fine behind in her tight jeans, but in this episode she sidles up next to Dean to portray herself as his wife for the benefit of a susicious apartment manager; she introduces herself as his wife, while grabbing Dean on the behind to indicate they are indeed a pair...Dean returns the 'favor' while talking to the manager - twice. The first time I think he may have just grabbed Jo's ass, the second time I think he swatted it. The actual contact is not seen on camera, but Jo's facial expressions say it all. Unfortunately Jo was killed off just this past week in the current season, but not before Dean (mostly) and Sam zoomed their eyes onto Jo's bent over jean-clad ass, as she was looking in the refrigerator for a cold beer.

And of course I'm waiting for 12/15 to get here, so I can buy a copy of "Inglorious Basterds," because I think a German officer gave a French girl a swat on the ass to hurry her along, getting inside his car...I'll have to watch that in slo-mo! That's just one of the drawback of going to a theatre - they won't back it up for you...20 times!