The More The Merrier
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 11:51 am
A comedy by Ronald Millar (1919-98), premiere in 1960.
Here's the script via the resourceful Harry from https://mainstreamspanking.wordpress.com:
(Henry and Roger start remorselessly towards her.)
DINAH: Hey, two to one – that’s not fair.
HENRY: All’s fair in love and war!
(Dinah dashes to below the chaise. Roger catches her and throws her face down on the chaise.)
ROGER: And this – is war!
HENRY: That’s my privilege!
ROGER: She’s my daughter!
HENRY (struggling to remove his shoe): They’re my tyres!
(He hops across, still trying to remove his shoe.)
ROGER: Well, all right, but – use my shoe!
(He raises his left leg. Roger pulls off Roger’s evening pump. Roger holds Dinah down.)
DINAH (struggling): Mummy! Nanny! Help! Help! Help!
(Henry proceeds to administer justice as the curtain falls.)
Here's the script via the resourceful Harry from https://mainstreamspanking.wordpress.com:
(Henry and Roger start remorselessly towards her.)
DINAH: Hey, two to one – that’s not fair.
HENRY: All’s fair in love and war!
(Dinah dashes to below the chaise. Roger catches her and throws her face down on the chaise.)
ROGER: And this – is war!
HENRY: That’s my privilege!
ROGER: She’s my daughter!
HENRY (struggling to remove his shoe): They’re my tyres!
(He hops across, still trying to remove his shoe.)
ROGER: Well, all right, but – use my shoe!
(He raises his left leg. Roger pulls off Roger’s evening pump. Roger holds Dinah down.)
DINAH (struggling): Mummy! Nanny! Help! Help! Help!
(Henry proceeds to administer justice as the curtain falls.)
