Dear Chross,
I have a feeling this list could very well be endless. Just watch any TV about brides!
I was at a wedding where my girlfriend was in the bridal party. The reception was at 7PM but the bridal party was a no-show! Around 9:30 my girlfriend called me and said the bride was smoking pot and said. "To hell with everybody else, this is my day, they can wait!"
By the time the bridal party arrived, the bar had been drank DRY, and as 200 angry people applauded their arrival, the bride promptly began to cry "OH DADDY, they wouldn't listen to me....blah. blah. blah!"
The father, in all fairness, should have pulled up a chair, upended the crying fake and spanked her bare ass for everyone's beneft, but alas, Dad proved just why his daughter was and would remain such a bitch. HE HAD NO BALLS!
I almost did it myself, but didn't want to ruin my new suit fighting her entire bridal party (less my girl of course!). In retrospect, I might have had some help if I had only tried!
Thanks for sharing!
Jim
