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The Witcher

Everybody is waiting for the second season I guess! There was a spanking scene in one of the Witcher games as well.

Geralt spanks Yennefer in this great drawing:

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Art by SchroedingerTales

Diary of Forbidden Dreams

Directed by Roman Polanski which is a good indication for a movie spanking. And it's Aerobic Queen Sydne Rome on the receiving end!

Dávajte si pozor!

A Czech movie from 1990 which has an excellent spanking scene. The title seems to mean something like "Watch out!".
Lubica Mruskovicová's head get locked in a car window and her onscreen-husband proceeds to give her a good belt whipping on her underwear.



Direct link to the clip: sendvid

Das goldene Ufer

Probably one of the best clips from German TV - the movie "Das Goldene Ufer" (The Golden Shore) from 2015 featured pretty Miriam Stein getting caned as a servant girl.

Here's the version with subtitles (by me) for you, since the link was broken in the Movie Database.




Here's the short version without subtitles in HD: Download

The Cook

Strange things go on in a sorority house in this B-movie from 2008 - The Cook

Nina Fehren enjoys a little fun with Brooke Lenzi - alas, they are interrupted by a mass murderer....

Leah Remini on The Talk

Here's a litte clip from 2010 in which Leah Remini (famous via King of Queens and her former cult membership) gets spanked by her co-host Holly Robinson Peete.

Here's a version with a long loop:



And here's the scene at approx. 3.00 min in:


Coconuts

Coconuts is a really bad Austrian comedy from 1986. But then it does have a spanking scene with pretty German actress Olivia Pascal on the receiving end.
The guy in the yellowish shirt is young Austrian pop star Reinhard Fendrich by the way.



Also available for download here!

The Misty Kyd files

Well, this is a follw-up to this post in which I have learned another British idiom, "bollocking" (thanks!). Which is obvious what the 18year old daughter of Sharleen Spiteri got after she almost got herself killed while carelessly crossing the street just because Harry Stiles was nearby.

Now this official version is a bit boring, but it tickled my creative nerve so I fired up my photoshop to come up with a little different version of events for the singer and her adult daughter who has started a modelling career.



And I decided to do another version which looks a bit more like a drawing:



Cllicking on the picture takes you to the picture in the gallery where you will also find my other fakes and great fakes by other artists like MrHyde.

Note: This picture is merely a fantasy product depicting two adult persons. Spanking as a method of discipline for children is harmful and wrong. Spanking in real life should always and only take place between consenting adults.

Fairy Tail

Here's a little clip with a public spanking from an anime.
I believe the Anime is Fairy Tail and the spanked character is Erza Scarlet.



click here for slightly longer version with different subtitles (videohost NSFW)

What happened to Misty Kyd?

I'm pretty sure most of you will remember the pop band Texas who confusingly are from Glasgow, Scotland.
Nowadays their song "Summer Son" gets some airplay over here, but I think I'd choose "Say What You Want" as my favorite one.
The band's singer was of course Sharleen Spiteri.

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Yesterday I came across an article at UK's premium source of quality journalism The Sun - I DON'T WANT A LOOK-ER Sharleen Spiteri’s daughter rushed to hospital after being hit by a car because she was star struck over Sam Smith .

It would seem Sharleen's daughter Misty Kyd crossed the street while staring at pop star Harry Styles - and got hit by a car. Luckily although the impact broke the car's windscreen her daughter just dislocated her shoulder.

“It was the day before I moved to Wales, and just before lockdown.

“She walked out of college and saw Sam Smith walking down the street and she was that busy staring at them that she walked out in front of a car.

She’s very lucky that she was ok. Although she dislocated her shoulder.”

“I ran from my house as soon as they called me.

They told me she was fine, and they were waiting on an ambulance, and I ran.

As soon as I got there, I saw the car outside school with a completely broken windscreen."


The interesting part comes in the next sentence which is left out by most other publications reporting the incident.


Here's the quote:
As soon as I walked in she was just sitting there, and I ran over asking, ‘Are you ok? Are you ok?’ And then I went, ‘Were you on that bloody phone?’

I could have killed her – she got a serious b******ing."


I am quite at a loss here. Maybe because I wrongly assume that any "*" actually represents a letter (it's The Sun , you know).
So neither "berating" or any connection with "butt-" seems to fit. And if it's a normal word why was it censoreD? Maybe some native speaker can clarify that for me :-)

Meanwhile here's Misty who has started a model career:

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The living, the dead and Miss Lowinski

..or that's what I believe this French TV show's title Les vivants et les morts means.

Let's replace another dead link since Episode 1 from 2010 contains a pretty good spanking scene with Marie Denarnaud on the receiving end!



Also this one was requested by a reader - a spanking in a public restroom in the Dutch version of Danni Lowinski:

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